...Absolute destroyer. One of the strongest and most passionate humans I've ever met. If it seems like John's a little nuts, it's because he is. The Wizard, Bar Man, Sheff, or Ass Man whatever you wanna call him, he's the best. I love going up to the parks and seeing him there randomly. Standing off to the side and doing the hardest shit you can think of. His brain works on a different plane. That's why you'll never meet another like him.